Teenage Wasteland

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shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg, via this--too--shall--pass)


i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via hate)



when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out


(via heevenonearth)


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via arnbrose)


when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via sorry)




fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via arnbrose)

"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."

- (via comateuxx)

(Source: i-am-my-own-mind, via seventeenrosess)