Teenage Wasteland

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virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg, via this--too--shall--pass)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via hate)

freespirit-goodvibes:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

laughing-to-the-riverbend

(via heevenonearth)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via arnbrose)

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via sorry)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via arnbrose)

"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."

- (via comateuxx)

(Source: i-am-my-own-mind, via seventeenrosess)